Hurting yourself and not being able to swear,...
all-the-songs-make-sense: eliduki: johntot: More LOLs here. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH It’s just wrong how hard I laughed at this.
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
That awkward moment when youre at a party and you...
theskylookssopretty: disneydriven: “I like Disneyland.” HAHAHAHAHAHA YES.
Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find a...
thatfunnyblog: truest story ever told. http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Not even a Princess has the perfect life.